So this lady elephant is walking along the forest, when she gets a sliver in her foot. It`s really quite painful, so when she sees this bunny rabbit on the forest floor, she asks him to pull the sliver out.
The rabbit says, “Okay, but if I do this favour for you, you have to promise [...]
ATTRACTION….. the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to [...]
Imagine I had two days laid back, as in only the t.v. and the couch that i had been around. After the the ritual of my mother i don’t feel like going out especially the street was so messy of the rain. Unfortunately my goal to finished my Korean series wasn’t met because I have [...]
I met my friend Maricel tonight. Before that hour, I dropped off my mother after the regular check up. I headed to the church. I didn’t know that my two sisters, mother and father went to Ayala. Yesterday, All of us in the family visited the mall. We just shop the eyeglass of my father [...]
I was awake early 7:30am not my usual hour. But who could not be awaken to the volume of the t.v.? I slept in the living area most of the time.My nephew would usually watch t.v. as soon as he get up at 6:00am. I am the Auntie who won’t care fighting with 5 year [...]
I was quite busy in the last few days I’d been anywhere to catch the update of the outside world. In the midst of the crowd around the city. I bumped my long lost friend. It’s been 5 or more years we had not seen each other. We chatted almost a day. Chitchatting her fun [...]
I don’t know until when i can cope with my hiccups. I’m still enduring! Too bad..if sometimes I am stress with anything. The one and only battle of my stressed was roaming around in the mall. When I was in the Island i go for an overnight stay in the beach. It relieved me. This [...]
I need a smile despite the hiccups!:)
Two teenaged brothers were arguing with each other very strongly. The issue was who knows better and more about the sex.
The elder brother of seventeen gives a challenge to his fourteen year old younger brother. He says that I will ask you a basic question about sex and if [...]
When I arrived in Cebu i had some mix hiccups from the place, people and the weather. I tried to surmount all of these predicament. One simple to relieved me was watching Korean Novela. It does not only inspire me to fall in love again but it gives me hopes…charroott! My current favorite was Glass [...]
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!” There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose [...]
